2. Surfaces are to be wiped after use. Simply because I don't wanna eat any of your leftover fucking crumbs and dribbles of HP fucking sauce.
3. If a dish is starting to show signs of mold or, god forbid, RUST, you wash it. You wash it straight away. Or I have to do it. And I secretly hate you for that.
4. If you drop food on the floor, you pick it up and wipe that spot (NOT with the dish cloth either you disgusting BELL-END).
5. If there's no more room for dirty dishes beside the sink, this is not a sign that you should put it somewhere else, it's a sign that you should DO THE FUCKING DISHES. Cos we both know none of those fuckers are mine...
6. If you have to balance litter on top of the mount everest of litter sprouting out of the top of the bin, it's time to change the bin bag.
7. And don't put the previous binbag on the floor beside the bin, the wheeley bin is literally 6 fucking feet away.
Anyone got any more?
No I don't know what happened to me either, I used to be quite content to live in relative squalor. Go figure.










You're doing photography still aren't you? What's it like..? lol
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I'll see you at the cemetery, and then we'll be together again.
I've kinda gone exclusively film lately and I can never really be buggered scanning the negatives, it's a pain in the arse, hence my lack of a coherent stream of uploads of late
Yeah anyway though, the course is pretty great, I recommend it.
PS. Your page sucks more.
I'm considering maybe going into it, but i would need to do the HND course in the college first to stand a chance of getting into grays.. So i'm not sure..
PS. My page doesn't suck, it's pretty and shiny and much better than yours
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I'll see you at the cemetery, and then we'll be together again.
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I'll see you at the cemetery, and then we'll be together again.
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